1. Under Saddam’s
mattress (Actually that’s where the pornography of mass
destruction is stored)
2. Better get a shovel, the
WDM’s are buried somewhere in the sand
3. In the basement of the
Baghdad palace, in the basement beside the bag of moustache clippings.
4. In the stable, under the
pile of camel droppings.
5. In the cave where Osama
Bin Laden is hiding.
6. Available at any Iraqi
7-11 store right beside the jerky.
7. Find Saddam’s
harem, lift a few skirts, there’s the weapons of mass destruction.
8. Any outhouse behind a
Taco Bell in Iraq is a weapon of mass destruction.
9. Find Saddam, under the
beret is the toupee of mass destruction
